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The STFUATTDLAGG Card
The STFUATTDLAGG Card
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He might be written by a woman, but this one was definitely written by HIM. Your Book Boyfriend has a cough unique twist on a Valentine's day classic poem... Someone's escaped your kindle and has been scrolling on booktok.
This card ranks a risqué 3 out of 4 on our official Heartthrob Housecall's Smut Scale™ , scoring the rank of: Naughty.
It's made of luxurious woven Italian linen and comes with a hand-addressed, rose embossed envelope and wax seal, all spritzed with your Book Boyfriend's own cologne... but size matters, so pay attention to this card's 5.5in x 4in wingspan!
All proceeds go to the Best Friends LA wildfire aid.
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Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
SHIPPING TIMELINES - All orders are shipped Monday through Friday, excluding major and national holidays. Most orders will be shipped within 2 business days. Shipping time varies from 1-5 business days once your order has been processed.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING POLICY - At this time we are unable to process and ship outside of the United States.
Our Story
Our Story
Heartthrob Housecall is our way of bringing our fantasy world into your reality. We value working with our hands and upholding our attention to detail. We have lots of plans this year to make our stories more interactive and three dimensional so make sure you keep in touch. It's time to take this forced proximity thing to a whole new level.
-Your Book Boyfriends xxx
