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The Morally Grey Valentine
The Morally Grey Valentine
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Surprise! Your literary love interest is not as pure as you presumed. But let's be real, by the time you finished THAT chapter, you probably already knew that.
This card scores a hot and heavy 4 out of 4 on our official Heartthrob Housecall's Smut Scale™, earning the rank of: NSFW.
Experience this luxurious Italian linen card, including your very own handwritten address, a rose-stamped envelope, and a wax seal, all with a spritz of your Book Boyfriend's signature scent. Size matters, and you'll be sure to boast about this card's impressive 5.5in x 4in wingspan!
All proceeds go to the Best Friends LA wildfire aid.
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Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
SHIPPING TIMELINES - All orders are shipped Monday through Friday, excluding major and national holidays. Most orders will be shipped within 2 business days. Shipping time varies from 1-5 business days once your order has been processed.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING POLICY - At this time we are unable to process and ship outside of the United States.
Our Story
Our Story
Heartthrob Housecall is our way of bringing our fantasy world into your reality. We value working with our hands and upholding our attention to detail. We have lots of plans this year to make our stories more interactive and three dimensional so make sure you keep in touch. It's time to take this forced proximity thing to a whole new level.
-Your Book Boyfriends xxx
