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Break My Spine Mug
Break My Spine Mug
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I can only speak for my shelf, but nothing is better than getting your pages turned and your spine broken after a long day.
Scoring a 4 out of 4 on the Heartthrob Housecall’s official Smut Scale (tm) this mug earns the steaming certification of “NSFW!”
Percentage of Proceeds Go To The Dream Foundation
GPSR + Care Instructions
GPSR + Care Instructions
EU representative: Heartthrob Housecall LLC, hello@heartthrobhousecall.com, 1440 Hotel Cir N, 249, San Diego, CA, 92108, US
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
SHIPPING TIMELINES - All orders are shipped Monday through Friday, excluding major and national holidays. Most orders will ship same or next business day. Domestic shipping time varies from 1-5 business days once your order has been processed. While International shipping can vary between 5-10 business days.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING POLICY - We've expanded our shipping capabilities internationally! If you happen to reside in an area of the world we do not currently ship to, please let us know via the Contact Us form.
Our Story
Our Story
Heartthrob Housecall is our way of bringing our fantasy world into your reality. We value working with our hands and upholding our attention to detail. We have lots of plans this year to make our stories more interactive and three dimensional so make sure you keep in touch. It's time to take this forced proximity thing to a whole new level.
-Your Book Boyfriends xxx
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from 15 reviewsIt's amazing I love the fact that they are metal! It's Romantic!
While this one arrived later than my postcard, it was a high quality card, and was very well designed.
Hi, my name is Mayra and yes, I did order It came just around the time of Valentines, which was the best thing ever posted it up and sent pictures just to let you know that I have received it. Thank you so much. I love it 😻
I'm sure my mail person was very confused if they actually read this, hahaha. I love the post card and would 10/10 get one again. Very fun and good quality card too!
Absolutely wonderful pick-me-up for a single girl on Valentines! I loved that it was hand addressed, had such a beautiful stamp, seal, envelope, etc.
An enjoyable experience I would take part in again!
The fact that it benefitted a good cause only made me more happy.
My friend absolutely adored her Valentine Although despite my best attempt at surprise apparently I wasn't as sneaky as I thought. Because as soon as she saw it she let out a "Meagan" fit to have come from Drake and Josh. But anyway thank you so much for bringing her a smile this valentines day!
I loved the postcard so much. For the most part everything was great, I would try to darken the font as it was printed so light against the colored background making it a little difficult to read.
The cologne was definitely a great touch, and I love wax seals. The handwritten address was also a fun detail.
When I received this lovely card on the mail I got to say it made my Valentines Day a unique and perfect one! I'll never forget it. It's got a unique scent that it's delicious. The final touch including a Rose along with the letter would have been delighful. I really love it! 🩷🩷🩷🌹 I'm very Romantic Woman.
You take such good care of me, baby. I'll treasure the luxurious embossed envelope and wax seal, sliding my knife below the edge to slice open the card as easily as you may my garments... ;) I'll be looking forward to our next encounter.